"I would like to apologise for the grafitti in your room especially as I had signed it!"
" You cannae fight!...Yae'd get a better fight fae a deid coo!"
"But Miss, I don't like the tap water. I like drinking the water in the boys' lavvies!"
"How are ye gonnae sign fir yur giro cheque if ye cannae write?"
"Magdeburg was a German scientist with balls seven feet in diameter
and when he attached two teams of horses to them, he couldn't pull them