Andy Murray

Andy Murray
New Wimbledon Champ?? (2010) ,maybe next year

Wednesday, 13 June 2007

The wisdom of the Scottish School Pupil

"I would like to apologise for the grafitti in your room especially as I had signed it!"

" You cannae fight!...Yae'd get a better fight fae a deid coo!"

"But Miss, I don't like the tap water. I like drinking the water in the boys' lavvies!"

"How are ye gonnae sign fir yur giro cheque if ye cannae write?"

"Magdeburg was a German scientist with balls seven feet in diameter
and when he attached two teams of horses to them, he couldn't pull them

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