Andy Murray

Andy Murray
New Wimbledon Champ?? (2010) ,maybe next year

Monday, 11 June 2007

Mcgregor the Farmer

McGregor the farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whisky.'Ye see that fence over there?' he says to the barman. 'Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No...'He gulps down the whisky and orders another. 'Ye see that pier on the loch?' He continues, 'Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No.''But ye fuck ONE sheep....'

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