Andy Murray

Andy Murray
New Wimbledon Champ?? (2010) ,maybe next year

Thursday, 28 June 2007

Some excellent Quotes....................

"There are two seasons in Scotland - June and Winter."

"The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards."

“We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it”

“Land of the hill and heather Land of the awful weather. Land where the midges gather- Scotland the Brave"

"KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland"

"In Scotland there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes."

"Anyone going for a job in Scotland is advised to get themselves checked out by 15 psychiatrists"

"Dont tell me how to do my job. Do I come to your work and tell you how to sweep up?"

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who gives a fuck, your a mile away from him and youve got his shoes."

2 comments:

Graham said...

No reflection on Scotland, one I like is
If Earth had to ge given an enema, it would be stuck in here...
( Reference to the dead Horse town I live in)

Anonymous said...

hahaha america vaporize scotland hahahaha, if they couldnt do it the vietcong what chance would they have against the best trained army and inovators in the world hahaha dumbs ass americans (we invented everything u lot use and created your country)