Andy Murray

Andy Murray
New Wimbledon Champ?? (2010) ,maybe next year

Monday, 30 July 2007

Jock and Tam at it again.....

"alright Jock, it’s Tam here, how’s it hanging pal? D’you fancy goin’ along tae a funeral on Thursday? It’ll be a right good yin. A big ‘turn up’ is expected, without a single vegetable in sight".
"Who is it that’s getting buried?" Jock replied
"The deceased ya daft bugger, who dae ye think"?

"Well, I had already worked that out. So who was he"?

"Wullie Spencer! Apparently he was a van driver over at Hamilton". He replied.

"Whit he die oh"? Jock asked, showing some concern for a fallen weejie.

"What! All of a sudden you’re fucken ‘Quincy ME’? How the fuck wid I know, I just read it in the paper, but he died of something, or they widnay be burying him"!

Jock thought for a moment then said, "I don’t think I know him".
"Well ye don’t need to worry about it Jock, ‘cause yer no’ gonny be introduced, he's deid"!

1 comment:

jAMiE said...

That's funny...loved it!