Just like every other day jock and tasm are wanderin roon' the high street abusing everyone who passes by.
Tam then says to Jock "d'yeh ken Jock? Ahm noo a Magician!"
"Wit?" is Jocks reply
"Aye ahm noo a magician an a feckin great yin tae"
"Tam ah dinnae ken wit yir talkin aboot. Since when?"
"The ither day Jock." proclaims Tam
Jock asks " A'right wit trick did ye dae to convince yersel yer a magician?"
Tam Replies "Well ah wis just donnerin doon the street an ah turned intae a pub"
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