A bloke walks into an Adult sex shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable girlfriend.
"would you like a blonde or brunette?" asks the assistant
"a blond please" he replies
"Blue eyes or green?" the bloke was next asked
"Green please" he says with an eager smile
"Christian or Muslim" he was finally asked.
"What the heel has religion got to do with anything" asks the bloke, confused.
The assistant replies "Well the Muslim blows her self up!"